“It is said that in some countries trees will grow, but will bear no fruit, because there is no winter there.”
~John Bunyan, Pilgrim’s Progress
Happy first day of Spring! Spivey is ecstatic that his friends have returned from the South.
As usual, free Rita’s Water Ice all day! And now Dunkin’ Donuts is offering a free cup of iced coffee! If you’re wondering how I know about all this free stuff, my source cannot be revealed, though she sometimes goes by the alias “cat woman” (incidentally, she is no longer denying this association but embracing it due to an existential epiphany she had while nearly being attacked in several consecutive instances by neighborhood dogs).
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